EMPIRE OF DIRT

house-elves:

do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

halfbabyazn-white:

I LOVE HER !!!!!!!

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• author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
• english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

onnila:

Luongo the escape goat! #NHL #Canucks #TSN #NHLPlayoffs #StanleyCup @TSN_Sports

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literallysame:

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS SHES DANCING ON BUTTER OH MY GOD

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